Graduated high school.|
Kissed someone. | Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette. | Got so drunk you passed out. | Rode every ride at an amusement park.| Gone to a rock concert.| Helped someone. | Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night.| Gone long periodsof time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident.| Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral.| Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep. | S pent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing.| Had a best friend. | Lost someone you loved.| Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | S kipped school. | Had detention.| Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library.| Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary.| Had a yard sale.| Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show.| Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year.| Gone to Europe.| Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches. | Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal. | Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. | Been on the Honor Roll.| Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone. | Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship. | Been on the TV. | French braided. | Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish. | Drank alcohol.| Forwarded a chain letter. | Made a mistake.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
wes ‘im cute please love me’ gibbins
This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever made.
Some hastily-made Pete Campbell / Madden GIFs, as promised. (And with this, we can probably declare the meme ‘over.’)
i think we’re out of ink
have you tried turning it on and off again
The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy
somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers
well that was fun
Have fun in your nightmares, kids.
The cop that came to do the incident report today was a total hottie.
she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
I drove out of town by myself today. Totally hit a car!
I did great on the way over and on the way back. I pulled into a side store to turn around after I passed the doctor’s office, and as I pulled out and turned I hit a car on the bumper. I apparently didn’t back up enough.
That kind of sucks. It was on private property so the cop just filled out a private property information exchange. They won’t even be making an incident report, so I might not get any points on my license.
I have to take the stuff to the insurance company tomorrow to see what will happen.
I’m a little stressed out.
Cats in some motherfuckin scarves I know it’s fall now
how many people would worship and glorify umbridge if she wasn’t a woman and played by a moderately good-looking man
# oh look yet another potentially fucking brilliant fascinating complex relationship # between two women #that is gonna get thrown over in favor of # TWO GIRL LIKE SAME BOY MUCH DRAMA # i mean look at this #look at how Regina struggles with herself and Marian struggles with what she knows about this woman # and it could be AMAZING but lol no because fuck you that’s why (via racethewind10)